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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

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Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Boiling Springs

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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Today, on Maury…

By MIA - 15/09/2019 06:03

Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML

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BREAKING NEWS

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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Saturday 18 June 2011 19:45

Jerry Jerry!!!

HollyoaksFan93 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:49

The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..

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dira43 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:46

how did that happen?

ella868 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:48

oh. that really sucks

nerdwithagun 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:59

Wut

jman2324 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:51

Maury say " you are......not the father!

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:57

Bros B 4 Ho's! Sue the fukka 4 8yrs of child support! Get that ol' crooked azz Judge Judy to take yer case! Cue up "Duelin' Banjos" while yer at it!

csi13 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:59

how does that work??

tngmtntnnjatrtl 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:28

His wife slept with his brother... duh.

Shiden 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 7:17

I'm really sorry to hear that...

choclatmuffin101 2

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:28

Yowch...

makkwheel 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 7:20

howw?? what the hell.?

LittleMagicWolf 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:14

oh damn D:

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Today, exactly 19 seconds after I logged on, my boss Zoom-called me to let me know 3 people are out sick, probably until Monday, so if I wouldn’t mind doing their work as well so we don’t fall behind, within working hours, no overtime available. He wasn’t happy when I told him no. FML

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