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tinytimmy2 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:45

Jerry Jerry!!!

HollyoaksFan93 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:49

The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..

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beloved17 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:11

@ 3 the son is not his brother's duh ben is a man of course

purpleerpel 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:21

so she screwed your brother?

augustj21_fml_fml 0

Friday 16 December 2011 16:26

please tell me you're a male....

cunningchick 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:38

How the hell do you mistake that?!

DevaGolgotha 4

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:47

(Pssst: he's trolling)

atishe24 9

Saturday 21 April 2012 10:15

Your brother's an ass and your wife's a ****! And they're horrible for bringing a child into this mess :( FYL dear OP.

mordecaiandrigby 26

Friday 8 June 2012 2:19

If the OP was a girl it would be kind of impossible to not know if someone's your child or not... You don't just forget the whole pregnancy for 9 months

froggeh 4

Friday 8 June 2012 16:06

ouch

avalyn 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 16:18

how does that work?

Envy17 3

Monday 8 April 2013 0:57

His brother obviously slept with his wife. Duh.

fatcow282 8

Tuesday 4 September 2012 22:43

Sorry to hear that :(

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