Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Anonymous
Alingsås, Sweden
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Anonymous
Boiling Springs, United States
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
MIA
Today, on Maury…
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Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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Comments (544)
beloved17 0
@ 3 the son is not his brother's duh ben is a man of course
purpleerpel 0
so she screwed your brother?
augustj21_fml_fml 0
please tell me you're a male....
cunningchick 1
How the hell do you mistake that?!
DevaGolgotha 4
(Pssst: he's trolling)
atishe24 9
Your brother's an ass and your wife's a ****! And they're horrible for bringing a child into this mess :( FYL dear OP.
mordecaiandrigby 26
If the OP was a girl it would be kind of impossible to not know if someone's your child or not... You don't just forget the whole pregnancy for 9 months
froggeh 4
ouch
avalyn 0
how does that work?
Envy17 3
His brother obviously slept with his wife. Duh.
fatcow282 8
Sorry to hear that :(