By MaHalKiTa - 23/07/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 703
You deserved it 4 680

Same thing different taste

Top comments

A7X_LoVeee 10

He's gotta stay entertained somehow

nixter5 18

Talk about dropping bombs....


A7X_LoVeee 10

He's gotta stay entertained somehow

Nothing wrong with a nice game of battle *****.

well hey, at least he isnt constipated.

UN1T3D 6

actually, constipation = machine gun.

No, pellets=machine gun, constipation=misfire

he's a keeper! (: what's his name? bahahaha

icecreamdriveby 5

Clearly he's a bit embarrassed of you overhearing him taking a shit so he tries to cover it up. Give him a break..

He does have to stay entertained somehow... I for one read and comment on FML..

juicedboi 7

I see absolutely no issue with that. Reading FML also works to keep you entertained. Yeah thats right, imagine me on the pooper.. You sick perverted monster.

I bring my phone and I read fml's while on the toilet. haha.

A7X_LoVeee 10

I'm pretty sure many others do too. Facebookin' while on the pot.

Tjack_atack 0

I'm on the toilet right now too

rallets 22

OP, have you even considered resupplying him? He might be losing and in desperate need of supplies!

he plays it after finishing a game of angry birds.

Snowstar 0

I goddamn LOVE that song. GO 30STM!

I saw. It was a reply to his but thanks for your concern.

really cuz i go on here when my poops get boring.yea thats right guess what im doing rite now

jjstock 7

I thought of war by lecrae but its probably not that song lol

Reading this FML today, I immediately thought of the new A7X song "This Means War." And who was the first commenter? An A7X lover.

nixter5 18

Talk about dropping bombs....

ryanst 7

"Get down the chocolate rain is coming!!!" "Private Schit get inside!! It's raining Schit, it's raining!!!" *boom*

nixter5 18

chocolate rain....some stay dry while others feel the pain xD

whippymcdumb4zs 0

it doesn't matter how old he is, the fact he's listening to that song while ******** (which by the way is a good song to shit to lol) is amazing in and of itself.

whippymcdumb4zs 0

unless it's the 30 seconds to mars song... then we've got a problem...

pinkpolarbear 8

102, i think it is the 30 seconds to mars song, which is AMAZING!!!!!

whippymcdumb4zs 0

I prefer ill niños "this is war."

whippymcdumb4zs 0

but then again I am now and forever will be a metal head.

This is honestly not that bad! I feel like tagging #firstworldproblems on the end if that! lol

Well, that's one way to entertain yourself while doing your business. Some people read magazines, he does this. I don't really see the Fml in this Op :)

Remind him about the treaty of no nuking during wars ..