By MaHalKiTa - 23/07/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML
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A7X_LoVeee 10

He's gotta stay entertained somehow

nixter5 18

Talk about dropping bombs....


A7X_LoVeee 10

He's gotta stay entertained somehow

Nothing wrong with a nice game of battle shits.

well hey, at least he isnt constipated.

UN1T3D 6

actually, constipation = machine gun.

No, pellets=machine gun, constipation=misfire

he's a keeper! (: what's his name? bahahaha

icecreamdriveby 5

Clearly he's a bit embarrassed of you overhearing him taking a shit so he tries to cover it up. Give him a break..

He does have to stay entertained somehow... I for one read and comment on FML..

juicedboi 7

I see absolutely no issue with that. Reading FML also works to keep you entertained. Yeah thats right, imagine me on the pooper.. You sick perverted monster.

I bring my phone and I read fml's while on the toilet. haha.

A7X_LoVeee 10

I'm pretty sure many others do too. Facebookin' while on the pot.

Tjack_atack 0

I'm on the toilet right now too


He's playing battleshit!

rallets 22

he is one sick puppy

OP, have you even considered resupplying him? He might be losing and in desperate need of supplies!

he plays it after finishing a game of angry birds.

Snowstar 0

I goddamn LOVE that song. GO 30STM!

You sank my Battleshit.

I saw. It was a reply to his but thanks for your concern.

really cuz i go on here when my poops get boring.yea thats right guess what im doing rite now

jjstock 7

I thought of war by lecrae but its probably not that song lol

Reading this FML today, I immediately thought of the new A7X song "This Means War." And who was the first commenter? An A7X lover.

Cryingraven 1

beware the ass tanks!!!!!

ImaWiseGuy 5

haha, what is he a Vietnam veteran?

are you familiar with battleshit?

you have a gay pic

Iran isn't the only one dropping bombs

nixter5 18

Talk about dropping bombs....

Haha, nice 3:)

ryanst 7

"Get down the chocolate rain is coming!!!" "Private Schit get inside!! It's raining Schit, it's raining!!!" *boom*

nixter5 18

chocolate rain....some stay dry while others feel the pain xD

looks like you're stuck in a shitty situation...

seriously that comment is getting fuckin old!

^your pic is hot.

Tjack_atack 0

^ your pic is not

Glitterhinoceros 14

Agreed and Agreed

tuba_erika 1

lmao that made my day!!

how old is he :/

whippymcdumb4zs 0

it doesn't matter how old he is, the fact he's listening to that song while shitting (which by the way is a good song to shit to lol) is amazing in and of itself.

whippymcdumb4zs 0

unless it's the 30 seconds to mars song... then we've got a problem...

pinkpolarbear 8

102, i think it is the 30 seconds to mars song, which is AMAZING!!!!!

whippymcdumb4zs 0

I prefer ill niños "this is war."

whippymcdumb4zs 0

but then again I am now and forever will be a metal head.

That is a really good song(:

1215116a 14


This is honestly not that bad! I feel like tagging #firstworldproblems on the end if that! lol

Dipshit this isn't twitter.

Well, that's one way to entertain yourself while doing your business. Some people read magazines, he does this. I don't really see the Fml in this Op :)

Madiluvsyuh98 2


Remind him about the treaty of no nuking during wars ..