Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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A7X_LoVeee 10
He's gotta stay entertained somehow
nixter5 18
Talk about dropping bombs....
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Comments (210)
miss_fab 0
EW
Super_Salo 0
That's the shit! Haha. No pun intended.
soccer1416 0
ewwww
slinkydee 2
haha! this isnt an fml. this is funny! do the same and play "red blooded woman" when you get your period.
tromboneroo 5
He's playing Battleshit!
Roslyn15 1
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *breath* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Wynthos 2
You have an awesome boyfriend. That is all.
BobOsso_fml 8
At least he has good taste in music. 30STM ******* rocks.
TwistedFury25 4
omg, why didn't I ever think of that?! lmao!!!
narcosoldier 2
when he takes a piss does he imagine him self as a fireman putting out a fire