Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Nice try
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Gabby
Dick move
Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML
Anonymous
United States
Who even are you?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend didn't have a son that died in a car accident. He's never even had any kids. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Anonymous
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
other woman
Riverside, United States
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
FuckedByLife
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bridgend, United Kingdom
Pleased to meet you
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
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PenguinBitch 44
Pay a guy to tell him that you know.
JenniferNThomas 14
In what world is that a good idea??
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Comments (104)
peceout 29
Apparently not enough.
Dswank620 18
A simple "it's over" couldn't have sufficed..?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
It's not that it wouldn't have sufficed, it's just some people don't take "no" for an answer. If he had to go to such drastic measures id question whether OP has some issues of her own. Cause damn, he wants out pretty bad if he had to fake his death.
bluucat 17
Seriously what is wrong with people?
cakefete2 31
Common sense is rarer than beef from a cow that's still grazing.
Rallred32 20
Took me a while, but I got it.
Respect101 17
#13, what if the something wrong, was OP and not the boyfriend? Like maybe she is a little obssessive or controlling? Just spit balling here.
1dvs_bstd 41
well, he seriously wants to break up, so why don't you give in to his demand? if he is willing to go that drastic mile, well then, damn, homie wants out bad!
Baucis 10
What a stiff.
Bluebl4ze 16
Dick move much?!
mip_92 29
Wtf? I agree with most of the other comments: why did he not just say that it was over? It may hurt but its better to feel the pain of heartbreak than the pain and anger that comes from a lie.
therealjc_fml 14
He might as well be then right?
gracehi 33
Either OP's boyfriend is the most pathetic coward ever to crawl the earth, or OP is a terrifying, obsessive, murderous psycho. That's my assessment of the situation.
tehdarkness 21
Nailed it!
oJoy 11
And it's official, I not longer want to live on this planet anymore
Brandi_Faith 34
Good luck finding another one
laden_swallow09 35
If THAT'S all it takes to send you over the edge, I seriously question your ability to cope with a mosquito bite.
cryssycakesx3 23
I motion we send ojoy to Mars.