Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Nice try
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Gabby
Dick move
Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML
Anonymous
United States
Who even are you?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend didn't have a son that died in a car accident. He's never even had any kids. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Anonymous
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
other woman
Riverside, United States
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
FuckedByLife
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bridgend, United Kingdom
Pleased to meet you
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
Pay a guy to tell him that you know.
JenniferNThomas 14
In what world is that a good idea??
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Comments (104)
kAPISH 29
Well... that's ****** up
shudson186 17
What the **** is wrong with him?
Rallred32 20
What the **** is wrong with OP so the boyfriend has to fake his own death to get out?
Miss_Whipped 43
Today, I had to pay someone to tell my girlfriend I was dead in a desperate attempt to be rid of her crazy ass. It didn't work. FML
llamaslikesoda 21
Well shit, that escalated quickly...
ginger196 14
did you miss a hint that said he wanted out? I honestly don't know much about relationships though
cjwayy 22
Well, your boyfriend sounds like a ******* brilliant individual who is going places in life. Sorry, OP.
incredared89 2
You're probably a physco bitch and he feared for his life too much to just break up with you...let alone do it in person! Time to do a self-eval!
MishaMash 9
Sorry, Anon... At least- I got nothin, your life DOES suck.
marieeecc 9
And he's still your boyfriend?
swiftslayer 12
well case has to be decided after seeing your picture :)
D3str0y3r69 4
Emily?