Nice try

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

Dick move

Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML

Who even are you?

Today, I found out that my boyfriend didn't have a son that died in a car accident. He's never even had any kids. FML

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

That's kinda handy!

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

Pleased to meet you

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML