By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 331
You deserved it 4 159

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WHAT THE FUCK? Ew!!! Some great friends you have -_- FYL. But YDI for not saying anything. Maybe it's just me but I'd be like, "GTFO me now and go slobber all over each other somewhere else."

That's ur fault shouldve asked her to go first... your friend is just tryin to be a douch....

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WHAT THE FUCK? Ew!!! Some great friends you have -_- FYL. But YDI for not saying anything. Maybe it's just me but I'd be like, "GTFO me now and go slobber all over each other somewhere else."

slap them hard and teach them morals

wow ask them to go somewhere elsa

i agree with #1 that's gross you should have left and called ur friend a b*tch(if she knew u liked him)

eww and obviously she's not to great of a friend or else she wouldn't do that to you!! you should have pushed her off you and start beating the shit out of her. then kick the dude in the balls

lol talk about sloppy seconds..literally

It's your fault if you never said anything. Did you drive? if so I would leave their asses.

7 out of 10 dentists agree that you should shove popcorn up your friend's nose.

that just sucks op. but since you never clarified whether your best friend knew that you liked him- i am going to assume she didnt- then dont blame her. but you totally couldve stopped that. eww.

Eww, be happy that you didn't have to experience that sloppy kiss.

Unless you enjoy that stuff, and in that case... fyl.

35 what? I understand it..I just don't understand why you said it...

agrrreeeeee with numero uno.

46 ; 35 was saying OP shoulda shoved popcorn up friends nose.

sucks that must have hurt if you rlly liked him >.< ! n ur friend is a bit*h she should have been able to tell.. and even if she didn't know it's no excuse to do it like tht on you so FYL! I know I would have been hurt >.<

this happened to me. it was fucking gay.

I REALLY don't think their your 'friends'...!!! I wouldve have slapped them and been like 'wat the eff is your problem. wat kinda friend are you? you KNO I like him(or her (;...).'

your friends only a bitch if she knew you liked him...if not YDI.

haha! get drooled on. what kind of nasty kiss was that lol

I read "salvia got on my arm"

#35 what the heck?!? lol

wow that is something I half understand, but I just have seen toungs in my classroom with lights on and off. It sucks, did your friend knew that he was your crush? if not forget about consider her your friend. You should say something like "it's raining here, oh no, it's just saliva"

35, 9 out of 10 dentists think you're a douche and should stop making unfunny dentist jokes

You should have pulled out your titties. Then his attention would have been on you. lol

fyl indeed! I would have stood up, pushed them off of me, wrenched them apart, decked the so-called friend, and quite possibly have kicked the guy in the balls. OP, ditch your friend and tell her off the next time you see her. That's just bitchy.

threesome!  ++=

you shoulda just pushed them on the floor and yell right then "THESE NOOBS ARE GETTING THERE SLOBBER ON ME!!"

a lil violent are we? lol but you got a point tho

shoulda elbowed them outta your personal space

ask to join in.

Hell yeah. Ask if he wants to be the judge of a kissing contest between you and your friend. Then, ask your friend to be the judge of a kissing contest between you and him. I can imagine Tom Green inbetween two hotties right now. Very nice!

Ew.. haha I woulda moved or something. Why'd you just sit there?

no the op should of licked it up to show that he really liked her

That's ur fault shouldve asked her to go first... your friend is just tryin to be a douch....

5 - youre cute ;)

yea he is(: but anyways i'd just walk away, why would anyone need a friend like that (x

#5 Learn how to English!

Ew! Why didn't you say anything?!

I agree you could have left or told them that they were in you way. Unless you wanted to see them make-out

it's creepy that you stayed I would have poured my beverage in the guys face, called him a charlatan, and left

What did your crush do when you two friends started making out?

I thought they were all making out. The two friends and the crush. hmm.

You should have unbuckled your pants. That usually gets people to move out of my way.

now you know that when yo have a thing for someone you ACT ON IT BEFORE SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS.

YDI for not joining in! Show your crush you care too!