By JPF - 13/08/2009 03:13 - Australia

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Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML
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fudrick 0

@#201 You're obviously only saying that because you don't have a brother. Either that, or you're ****** up.

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StingMunFizzy 0

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bend down n' touch your toes, Im gonna show you where the wild goose goes O_O

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xxxdesperadoxxx 11

wow...damn dude. Sux2bU. This one was definitely favorited.

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fakkumairaifu 14

If you're making this up you suck and should be ashamed >:0 But if it's true, you have my sympathy. Sorry your brother is a creep.

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timtam24 0

awkward.... haha what do you say to that

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Saluton 18

You would have had to put up with it even you didn't know you were adopted. Or would you sue him? Or what?

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ChelseaAnn08 0

Oh damn. That's awkward. =S

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ichwillkeinengel 0

Idiots above me: They're not related. It's just creepy.

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Calaura9 0

YDi for having similar taste in parents. (J/k) I'm sorry you are so hot you transcend taboo lines into your brothers' heart. Adoption doesn't matter. He's still your brother. Good luck sir.

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rebboy_2008 0

Wow... I think your brother is a creeper... Even if you're not related, he didn't know that earlier when he lusted after your bod. Really weird, but legal, I think.

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Puolukka 4

How do you know that?! If his brother is older than he is, chances are he always knew that his new "brother" was just adopted...if OP was like 3 when they were adopted and his brother was 6 or 7...it's totally possible his brother always knew, but OP wouldn't remember because he was too young...

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