By JPF - 13/08/2009 03:13 - Australia

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Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML
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fudrick 0

@#201 You're obviously only saying that because you don't have a brother. Either that, or you're ****** up.

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StingMunFizzy 0

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bend down n' touch your toes, Im gonna show you where the wild goose goes O_O

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Overcast117 5

Well you know what they say. If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the -- Wait, you're not related? This complicates things.

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mehwhateverr 0

The writing on this is kinda choppy. Anyway, to those saying 'who cares? he's not your brother' they grew up as siblings. that would be extremely awkward to hear.

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Peaches21 0

Idk is this is fake but...if not, your brother is just being funny. If you're straight then he's only kidding even if you're not...well..idk about that, lol I love my gay friends.

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alliemay 0

They are STILL brothers... adopted siblings ARE "real" siblings... just like an adoptive mom is your "real mom" and the woman who gave birth to you is (only) your biological mom. Genes are only one way to make a family...

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shighappens 0

that's some serious poop

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pineapples_fml 5

i would be more inclined to comment if this wasn't so obviously fake

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Fenris89 0

I have no words. I really hope this one is fake... If not... Just.. FYL. *REALLY* FYL.

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