By JPF - 13/08/2009 03:13 - Australia

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Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML
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fudrick 0

@#201 You're obviously only saying that because you don't have a brother. Either that, or you're ****** up.

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StingMunFizzy 0

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bend down n' touch your toes, Im gonna show you where the wild goose goes O_O

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Vagrarian 2

Speaking as a gay man, I have to say...IF this is true, your brother is seriously inappropriate and a *****. However, this smacks of fiction to me.

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flinkpamingo 0

This entire situation sucks on so many levels. Good luck. If your parents were loving and supportive throughout your life, I would hope that you continue to think of them as such. THEY chose YOU. Your brother is an ass and needs to be bitch slapped. There are just some things you don't do.

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Pastor_Rich 0

how could a hairy butt turn any guy on! that's just disgusting

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zabeth_fml 0

Ugh that's weird. Even if you're not biological brothers, you still grew up (I'm assuming) thinking you were so it's... yeah. Not good, haha. Hopefully he was just yanking your chain - well, he wants to.

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kristietam 0

go for it !! haahaa

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tpag3r 0

DONT DROP THE SOAP u never know where he is lurking

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elara15 0

****** up or FAKE? This is the first time I'm calling out an FML.

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N00d13s 0

if you wake up and your ass is wet, will you tell someone?

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alijacket 0

Fake. Probably created by some homophobic asshole.

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FiiFAMINE 6

Nope, just my ex :D

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