Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML
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Top comments
achoo123 13
Lounging around is the time meant to be comfortable. Why would he think you're a slob for wanting to be comfortable?
Tarlachia 33
Go on, woman. Let your claws out and walk around your house naked. Then, when he decides he wants to get frisky with you, sternly tell him, "No, sorry, I'm not good enough for you apparently."
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Comments (66)
cheshireau 26
You are lounging around at home. Not going to the Oscars. I usually just stay in or jump back into my PJs
TimeLord98 9
"He's was really been hoping"
UncleAdolf 6
Final Solution: don't be a slob.
JudgeComrade 17
Man, it has to be bad for a dude to notice...
URBeingLied2 23
He's a great man.
lolwhuut 9
But you're at home, no one cares about what they're wearing while doing nothing. Plus nobody looks like a slob just because their clothes don't 'match' imo.
yellowzinnias 20
Sounds like the guy who walked off a date with me because I mentioned that I don't shave my legs every single day (which he believed all women did) and so he told me that I have no self-respect and left. Like, seriously?
BubbaJ80 11
Find a real man
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Why do so many people think that their partners are mimd readers. If you have a problem talk to your partner about it. If you can't talk to them then how healthy is the relationship? Also who actually wears matching outfits as comfortable relaxing clothes? The point of relaxing clothes is that you don't have to put effort into it. Those says the OP should wear make up and do her hair so that she at least looks good make me wonder if they have ever truly relaxed.