Kids: Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes,...

By Ouch - 12/08/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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How appropriate

By ohgod - 14/08/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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Glittery letters

By Anonymous - 27/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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By Worried - 16/04/2011 10:59 - Australia

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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By Mamallama - 19/08/2018 13:00

Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML

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By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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valuemeal2 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:07

That happened to my mom, everyone thought I would be a boy but nope! Next time, decorate in yellow.

xsmores 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:05

Well... you can save it for another time if you do happen to have a girl. :) Congrats! I love baby boys!!

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luyuqian 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:43

congratuation... and what a big surprise... smile~~

Luckster 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:43

I prefer purple myself. Mix of red and blue. So boy or girl, you can't go wrong with purple!

blobxmaster13 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:44

:(. <3.

Essentials 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:44

I'm worried about the same thing right now.

lifesxmisery 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:48

i agree with #31 but besides that, you sounds stupid for buying pink EVERYthing. who really thinks that just because your a girl, you love the color pink?!?

M13LO 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:51

go with baby blue next time... it has baby in it for a reason

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:54

LOL true I think using different colours is a neat idea, actually. I mean, pink and blue... so done! And who actually gets baby stuff based on just the colour? My baby stuff was (mostly) Winnie the Pooh c:

Luckster 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 10:05

Baby dinosaurs ftw! Little pink, blue, yellow, and green baby dinosaurs on my lamp, walls, and bedding. Daddy thought I was gonna be a boy. XD

MadeOfAwesome 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 10:08

Who the hell cares if your baby boy has pink furniture? Omg, thats not FML worthy at all. Just lame. The whole "blue for boys, pink for girls" stereotype is so ridiculous. It's a freakin baby. Just give it whatever color furniture...