By Revelyn - 03/06/2016 22:18 - United States - Compton

Today, I went to get my first acupuncture. The doctor was a cute Korean woman, so I tried to start a conversation. When she pricked me with a needle near the tailbone, I involuntarily let one loose and saw her gag. FML
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ScratchCatPower 32

Well, you couldn't help it. If she's an acupuncture doctor I'm sure she's dealt with it before. You'll survive.

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Tripartita 44

As embarrassing as that sounds, I fear the worst is yet to come; you may have a rare condition called sitcom-itus. You've already exhibited an hilariously awkward foiled romantic attempt, so if you notice any of the following, I'd recommend contacting a doctor (or better screenwriter): problems that seem to solve themselves in half an hour, a diverse cast of archetypal friends, or an omnipresent studio audience.

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domolovesyoshi 33

That's embarrassing I'm sorry this happened

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Liyuesigs 8

Well, that's part of the conversation.

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ScratchCatPower 32

Well, you couldn't help it. If she's an acupuncture doctor I'm sure she's dealt with it before. You'll survive.

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vikky538 28

The question is whether she could survive with one OP set loose!

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andrmac 25

Well it's kinda her fault. She's the one that poked you in the tail bone with an acupuncture needle that caused you to lose control and fart. Maybe she did it intensionally so you'd be embarrassed and stop talking. Never know!

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AlittleSanity 11

Well ... that stinks

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Tripartita 44

As embarrassing as that sounds, I fear the worst is yet to come; you may have a rare condition called sitcom-itus. You've already exhibited an hilariously awkward foiled romantic attempt, so if you notice any of the following, I'd recommend contacting a doctor (or better screenwriter): problems that seem to solve themselves in half an hour, a diverse cast of archetypal friends, or an omnipresent studio audience.

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DankNissan 11

I am starting to see you on every FML with medical jokes that consistently get less funny. Seriously, you're trying too hard.

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DankNissan 11

I am starting to see you on every FML with medical jokes that consistently get less funny. Seriously, you're trying too hard.

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Tripartita 44

You're entitled to your opinion, and I'm entitled to wonder why you think I'd give a **** about it.

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katachristic 19

#21, what are you talking about, that was hilarious

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PePziNL 20

Dont mind #21, he has an enormous needle up his ass.

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james_logan 19

#21, Jealousy can be a cruel mistress...

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marko1596 24

This is so fake lol sorry not buying this shit

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ThatHorse 15

Well I guess you punctuated that conversation quite horribly.

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derpyshy 16

I tried acupuncture after suffering a fall and messing up my hand. The nerve/muscle spasms kept causing me to unwittingly flip the bird. Thankfully, the acupuncturist thought it as funny as hell.

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SegaTortoise 12

you talk about it in past tense.... did the acupuncture work?

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derpyshy 16

I did help somewhat with the tendonitis, yes. It helps with arthritis too, according to my mother.

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Crazynocatlady 22

So you shit yourself. That shows you are comfortable with her. Good for you.

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marko1596 24

This shit is so ******* fake kill yourself

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