Love, Valentine's slay and Living together: Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML

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By Derp McShitstain - 16/09/2012 19:48 - United Kingdom - Saint Helens

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML

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By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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To the window, to the wall

By Kim - 17/07/2020 23:01

Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML

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NateHQ 13

Sunday 29 January 2017 11:44

Why the hell would you share a loofah in the first place?! Thats just plain nasty!

SKYstlimit 11

Sunday 29 January 2017 11:12

then get your own, not difficult

Comments

Momperella 5

Tuesday 31 January 2017 5:02

Ewwwww!!!!!! You should wash yourself with bleach! No sharing loofahs!

flamingarrow59 21

Tuesday 31 January 2017 5:05

Brother does the same thing...I've found shit in the shower

flamingarrow59 21

Tuesday 31 January 2017 5:05

Brother does the same thing...I've found shit in the shower

Miss_080 21

Tuesday 31 January 2017 6:32

Even if he does wipe... you don't share a loofah under any circumstance!

bigdaddyeric 35

Tuesday 31 January 2017 7:03

Buy your own loofah cheap ass!

kashers 11

Tuesday 31 January 2017 9:27

Does he use the loofah to scrub his asshole??

Shay_Shay97 23

Tuesday 31 January 2017 11:44

Not anymore you don't. That's straight up nasty.

darkshadus 10

Tuesday 31 January 2017 13:20

Buy a new loofa and put hot sauce in it I bet he will stop using it very quickly

loucypher 2

Tuesday 31 January 2017 16:28

Get a new boyfriend.

gsouther 11

Tuesday 31 January 2017 16:59

Dating is supposed to be the time that you weed out idiots. Time to pluck that weed!

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