Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend takes so long in the bathroom. Apparently he has a system for shitting he’s very OCD about: he has to be naked in case poo touches any of his clothes, he has to wipe stood up with one leg elevated, and the whole process takes 10x longer than it should. FFS! FML
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Top comments
NateHQ 13
Why the hell would you share a loofah in the first place?! Thats just plain nasty!
SKYstlimit 11
then get your own, not difficult
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Comments (52)
Momperella 5
Ewwwww!!!!!! You should wash yourself with bleach! No sharing loofahs!
flamingarrow59 21
Brother does the same thing...I've found shit in the shower
flamingarrow59 21
Brother does the same thing...I've found shit in the shower
Miss_080 21
Even if he does wipe... you don't share a loofah under any circumstance!
bigdaddyeric 37
Buy your own loofah cheap ass!
kashers 11
Does he use the loofah to scrub his asshole??
Shay_Shay97 23
Not anymore you don't. That's straight up nasty.
darkshadus 10
Buy a new loofa and put hot sauce in it I bet he will stop using it very quickly
loucypher 2
Get a new boyfriend.
gsouther 11
Dating is supposed to be the time that you weed out idiots. Time to pluck that weed!