Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
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nastenka_fml 0
******* attention *****
gusgus36 5
well that is awkward... sorry op... at least you're married now and they're just ex girlfriends so maybe it won't be toooo big of a deal
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Comments (157)
aback 5
How nice--you have something in common!
little_lyn 0
at least ur married to him
rain893 0
sooooooo ... you got a job at the local ***** house? or at some 2 bit pimps corner at the red light district?
fmlisforlols 0
Who gives a ****?
ariellep 0
BITCH FIGHT Gogogogogogo!!!!!!
Sdras 0
I don't really see the FML here. Are they ex-girlfriends from when OP's husband was in high school? Or are they ex-girlfriends from when he was married to OP? In that case it truly is a FML, but I'd need more information to be sure...
needsagf14 12
my dads high school ex gf tried to kidnap my bro and me when we were skiing a few years ago. be careful!
misu10 0
Honestly, I don't see the problem. I'm sure it's awkward. But you can gloat to them that you got him and they didn't. And you can blab around them about your steamy sex life with him and how amazing he is to you. Make them jealous and hate you for the being the one who got him.
MercuryHatred 0
Wth this isn't a FML situation. Like what #169 said. YOU got the man, dem ugly Biotches got nothing on you girl. Next time if they are giving you sass just be like "at least I got my man"
yourmajesty 0
Um so what's the problem. If u ever needed a detailed history of ur man's, its right there in front of u. This is more fhislife cuz I bet he's got some dirty secrets or embarrassing stories he'd rather u didn't find out. Be besties w them, swap stories & laugh. For all u kno u might end up bonding better than u have all those yrs u worked w them :)