Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
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Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
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nastenka_fml 0
******* attention *****
gusgus36 5
well that is awkward... sorry op... at least you're married now and they're just ex girlfriends so maybe it won't be toooo big of a deal
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Comments (157)
Tahsis 4
I don't get it - were they his girlfriends before or during the marriage? It's really ambiguous.
RedPillSucks 33
And who says he stopped at 3. OPs husband probably dipped his wick in all the women at the workplace. Can you say man-*****-smorgasbord?
BillClinton_fml 0
I should have told you earlier my dear.
colonics4all 0
sounds like it would be a funny sitcom haha fyl.
jessiebbex 0
didn't he get around?? fyl op that must suck
gomerturd 1
time to set up some threesomes!
RedPillSucks 33
With an orange, or an orangutan?
YevKassem 0
So what? Unless they became exgfs while you were married
qwerty3210 0
DING DING DING! grats you used your brain, have a cookie
breanuhh 0
it's ok he dumpe them and married u... that shouldn't be a problem
iloveespresso 0
at least he doesn't work with THEM
FMLcommenterGIRL 0
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