Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I learned I'm getting kicked out of the house for NOT dropping out of college. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, the couple I've been housesitting for returned. Apparently, I kept the place too clean, and they don't believe that I actually stayed here. They're refusing to pay me. FML
Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML
Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
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olpally 33
File a report or do something, not sure how things work in the UK, get new roommates. that's some major bullshit.
Ctrl_H 18
Eww you're one of those people who wash their hands after using the restroom too I bet. That ***** nasty brah.
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Comments (69)
Zwingend 15
I'm sorry to hear about your troubles, OP. I'd recommend looking at your cohort and seeing if they have anywhere you could stay. In the mean time, find an extended-stay hotel.
GodKing709 2
agreement or not they cant kick you out for cleaning go to the landlord and tenant board they will resolve it
buckdharma 38
Maybe it's not too late to turn into a slob and save your house.
yoursucklives 36
i have a strange feeling that's not the real reason why they want to kick you out.
ThomasBombadil 31
Yep, something else is afoot.
Dumbledora 9
If you're constantly bleaching/disinfecting everything, then I can understand. If not, then just get a motel until you can find somewhere better. Good luck!
jarobjent 17
Hey, a lot of college kids are slobs. They shouldn't have kicked you out though.
Lil_Red777 21
This didn't say anything about OP being a slob. They kept the kitchen "too clean"
quarks09 3
If its a place where the concept of a "too clean kittchen" exists, You probably didn't want to stay there anyway OP. Doesn't mean they should be allowed to do this. Good luck with finding a better place!
brandoneyez1 25
Want to come clean my kitchen. It can never be too clean.
ticklewhizzer 5
You're in luck! I know of someone looking for a new roommate, just don't bring any birds!
worldclassrager 41
Cleaner the better...if they don't appreciate your cleanliness tons will...you'll find a place real quick...