Kids: Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father.... - FML

By bananna - 29/05/2014 15:18 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father. FML

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 05:01

Today, my newborn daughter has kept me up all day and all night for the past few days. Usually my husband sleeps. I finally cracked and yelled for his help, only for him to scream at me that he needs sleep and gives her to me anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 05:26 - United States - Burbank

Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML

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Today, my 10-month-old kept me up all night after a gruelling day. I finally fell asleep with her at about 2 a.m., and I woke up half an hour later to her hands on my throat, and her biting my nose. Startled, I took a big breath through my nose and snorted an ungodly amount of slobber. I’m awake now. FML

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By PissedOff - 26/01/2017 14:25

Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, my 9 month-old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

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By emi - 01/07/2012 04:30

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2016 16:14 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, I finally got my fussy newborn back to sleep after the creaking of my chair woke her. I then crept two rooms over and opened a pack of chips, the crinkle of which woke her again. FML

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By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

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CrassKal 27

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:31

You might want to get his septum looked at. It could be a problem down the line. My father recently had to have surgery on his after it developed to the point he could no longer smell.

ama87 8

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:31

At least the child is sleeping. That has to count for something.

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KatzeZauber 7

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:05

That could be a really serious issue. Snoring can indicate things as serious as sleep apnea.

martin8337 35

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:16

Like father like son.

brettrb 18

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:18

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! Wait till it starts taking after daddy by leaving the toilet seat up and leaving hair behind in the shower drain..

HahaNoGoAway 11

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:31

That stinks but it's also super adorable!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:39

Is he sleeping on his back? That should resolve the problem

sky413 26

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:51

At least you know when he's sleeping!

alittlebecause 4

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:56

My daughter snored as a newborn and her dr said that should never ever be ignored. Turned out she had laryngomalacia (a floppy voice box, basically) and was causing her to have reflux. Take your baby to the pediatrician ASAP.

cjwayy 22

Thursday 29 May 2014 21:06

Well, he's a newborn, so he probably won't snore much considering he'll be waking up every five minutes. :P But congratulations on your child, OP!

CrikOgresmasher 19

Thursday 29 May 2014 21:26

Might want to check with his doctor. I don't know of babies can have sleep apnea but I know they can have tonsil problems.

Blake77_fml 19

Thursday 29 May 2014 23:31

I know what you mean...as a child my mom had to carry me to the hospital after my tonsils stop all air flow through my mouth

khaled_almu 13

Thursday 29 May 2014 21:43

You don't know about his future if he will be like him or better than him you can't decide now be patient

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