Kids: Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father.... - FML

By bananna - 29/05/2014 15:18 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father. FML

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Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML

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By PissedOff - 26/01/2017 14:25

Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, my 9 month-old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

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By emi - 01/07/2012 04:30

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2016 16:14 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, I finally got my fussy newborn back to sleep after the creaking of my chair woke her. I then crept two rooms over and opened a pack of chips, the crinkle of which woke her again. FML

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By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

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CrassKal 27

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:31

You might want to get his septum looked at. It could be a problem down the line. My father recently had to have surgery on his after it developed to the point he could no longer smell.

ama87 8

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:31

At least the child is sleeping. That has to count for something.

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jmauricio37 5

Friday 30 May 2014 1:33

It might be that his tonsils are too big. My nephew had a snoring problem also. Until he had his tonsils removed then he stopped snoring so badly

ZtrukNayr 2

Friday 30 May 2014 2:54

Have their tonsils looked at, that's what it was for my brother anyways

jad0016 12

Friday 30 May 2014 3:03

Runs in the family I guess

vikky538 28

Friday 30 May 2014 3:15

well at least your baby is having a sound sleep...

lukeboyyyy 11

Friday 30 May 2014 4:34

like father like son.

draokc 9

Friday 30 May 2014 5:04

it could change....

Sangue0608 26

Friday 30 May 2014 5:22

Maybe he gets it from his mother.

tribec 3

Friday 30 May 2014 5:29

When my son was a newborn he also snored. The doctor had him checked for sleep apnea. Be careful.

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Friday 30 May 2014 6:44

That sucks, but seriously, please take your baby to get checked out. I had a friend who's baby died from SIDS.. Her baby also snored loudly. I'm not sure if there was a direct connection, but just to he on the safe side, definitely take the baby to the doctor.

drayloon 50

Friday 30 May 2014 7:41

Plot twist: the father doesn't snore at all

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