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Anonymous Toronto, Canada

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Dabeli_fml 16

Run... Run to get a DNA test.

simsimbeep 13

Maybe she just likes the name...

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JuggaloSimms1441 16

Ouch fyl and **** that bitch!

YepThatsMeee 23

He already said the former, and he almost certainly already did the latter.

siggy_mcsigx 22

My uncle named his second daughter Victoria, after an old girlfriend, but mostly he just liked the name.

Steephx0 23

Well how common is the name? If it's like Max or Jack, it may just be a slightly provoked coincidence. If it's something more uncommon like Kal-El or or Bronx Mowgli, you might want to talk about the meaning of it with your wife. Whatever you end up doing, try to leave your kid out of it. Being told you're named after your mom's drunken one night stand is not exactly something to be proud of.

mageepaigeee44 15

I posted pretty much the same comment but I love your unique name examples lol

Brandi_Faith 34

Although if the name was Kal-El it means the wife dated Superman, and in that case who can blame her for always wanting a bit of him around!

YepThatsMeee 23

Idk #80. If my wife's name was Lana Lang, I wouldn't want my son to be named Kal-El. Think I'd prefer Hashtag or North.

trulypar 34

She may not love the man, just the name. In the big scheme of things, don't let this create a rift between you.

ninety 25

I know someone that recently had the name of their baby legally changed because they decided they didn't like what they named him to begin with. Not saying you should do that, but it is an option.

awkwardloveannie 28

havent you seen the guilt trip, you name your kid after your first love

underthesea12 24

sorry dude.. she can't forget me!

anthonypino 7

As bad as it sounds you shouldn't stress yourself too much. A lot of my family members were named after their parents ex lovers or lovers that never happened.

laylaeve 9

How exactly did you find out? An yea that does kind of suck but really who wins in this situation she is with you an she loves you because she had babies with you.

MsKatieFace 11

There is of course the possibility it was a name OP himself liked/first suggested and she liked it too. Just because he is the one posting it could simply be anger at discovering she had an ex of that name that hes irrationally pinning the choice of name on her. She may not have even associated the name with her ex regardless who chose it.