Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
2nd place
United States
Welcome to the world
Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
nick
Federal Way, United States
Souvenir
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
logansowow
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Anonymous
Name thievery
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
WhatTheBleep
United States
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Top comments
Dabeli_fml 16
Run... Run to get a DNA test.
simsimbeep 13
Maybe she just likes the name...
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Comments (114)
domolovesyoshi 33
Did you get a choice in the naming of your son?
dave20012 15
In the end he's your son. Your the father I'm sure you'll love and cherish him no matter what name he has.
Queen_of_Night 20
Could be worse. My friend wanted to name her kid Nathan, but her husband hated that name. They agreed to Johnathan. It wasn't until the kid was 3 that he figured out she got what she wanted.
Chasing_fml 5
Maybe he was a good person, but just not the one for her?
megadki14 6
that ain't right
johnkimmel3 4
This happened with my aunt...she left him for her ex.
joopjoop 19
on the bright side, maybe she just dated the other guy because she liked his name?
magnetic_aura 26
I'm named after a prostitute my father "dated" while he and my mother were in a rough patch... She was a sweet woman and kinda helped my mom and dad reconcile, without which I wouldn't be here... I mean, it's weird, but I don't think it necessarily means anything.
dabomb0513 10
YDI for letting her name the boy.
mylove8386 12
Time for a divorce...