Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
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Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
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DncrHap 9
well, maybe they already decided who gets who, and now it's down to the dog?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I hear you on that one...My parents are getting a divorce and are acting ridiculous.
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Comments (112)
bijan311 0
They probably know they're going to share custody
Geiko_fml 0
As #15 said, maybe they already have the custody agreements worked out. Don't get toooo worked up over it. I'm sure the situation will get worked out.
iluvcucumbers 0
They should fight over the cucumbers left in the fridge.
OliviaNicole 5
#15 my parents arent divorced but I'm not saying to suck up the divorce. My boyfriends parents are divorced and I know how hard it is. I'm saying she needs to suck up that they want the dog more than their kids. It happens, dogs don't have bad attitudes towards their owners... Usually (: sorry to be offensive.
OliviaNicole 5
#15 my parents arent divorced but I'm not saying to suck up the divorce. My boyfriends parents are divorced and I know how hard it is. I'm saying she needs to suck up that they want the dog more than their kids. It happens, dogs don't have bad attitudes towards their owners... Usually (: sorry to be offensive.
RPattzs_gurl 0
Well, IMO dogs are nicer and more likable than people (that's why they're called man's best friend.) But i'm sorry OP that sucks FYL.
Putton 0
i'm sure its because you have your own will and will go see them both?
Namenlos_fml 20
Maybe they're not fighting over you because you're a self-absorbed bitch. Divorce isn't easy, you should be supportive.
mustang95 7
Douche bag
SpyroMello 29
If there's anything you should know about divorces it's that you don't pick a side. Most children don't want to support a divorce anyways because they love both parents. Wanting your parents to care about you doesn't make you self centered either.
RadAtThis01 0
hahaha this one is funny
wastland247 0
You must be a bigger bitch then the dog.