Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
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Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
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DncrHap 9
well, maybe they already decided who gets who, and now it's down to the dog?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I hear you on that one...My parents are getting a divorce and are acting ridiculous.
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Comments (112)
unmadebed 0
poor dog.=[
Rawr_Doodle 0
who gives a crap about Brittany and Jessica,they bitch on FML all day, I want fluffy, he's trained to grab me beers!!
Kawaiichan42 3
At least they're not selling the dog. My dad did that to get back at my mom... with my dog, and they didn't fight over custody. Your life isn't really that terrible. You might want to suggest to them that the dog stays with you and your sister. My dad's ex-girlfriend had that arrangement. She had the kids and dog one weekend, then the kids went with their dad, and the dog went with. Might be worth mentioning anyway.
hannah1203 2
Either you're going to be travelling back and forth between the two, or they already decided who would go where. I'm sorry for you OP, but maybe you should have thought of all the possible reasons of why they weren't fighting over you before posting..?
callmecourtney 3
I wouldn't be concerned, personally. While it seems hurtful it really isn't: You and your sister will be fought for in court but the dog, unless terms are come to outside of court, will be sold and the money split between them since a dog is (legally) property.
FeedtheBrood 0
OP it's probably a good thing you're parents aren't so bitter about each other as to fight over their kids. You don't want to be in that situation o_0
Trupe 3
Well a dog does take less money than two kids. Maybe that's why?
bryanna9098 0
I found out my parents are getting divorced yesterday, I yelled at them because I wanted the dog to live with me :P lol
RoseScarlett 0
OliviaNicole, don't be rude. have your parents ever been in a divorce? it's tough, especially when the parents show more interest in the dog instead of you. OliviaNicole, you might be treated like a little princess, but we aren't all treated that way.
phippsy95 2
sounds bad, but with kids they will probably have equal custardy where as with a dog you either have it, or you don't
parapeople 5
Mmm... custard!