Today, I found out my new puppy has worms by him scooting his butt across my new carpet. It's like smeared spaghetti. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
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xoxoblondee 31
I found out my kitten had worms when she farted in my face and one was hanging out of her ass.
alphafish17 16
Well I guess I won't be eating spaghetti anytime soon...
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Comments (86)
clitneyhouston 3
^ worming. And yes worms can be spread transplacentally or by transmammary transmission. Depends on the parasite. Its why the dam should be worked regularly too.
wsj93 6
Well put the dog outside..
eleanor_jae1101 12
I'm sorry that happened to you, but why do you have new carpet at the same time as a new puppy?! Hope he gets better soon, OP, and good luck with the mess!
Siriusly521 12
I was eating spaghetti when I read this
devinaww 15
hokayyyy no pasta special for me today...
mrslegume 8
The mental picture, it's so horrifying. I'm so sorry you can't un-see this moment in your life.
catanita 18
Burn it........ the carpet i mean.
rec_chem 22
Animals in general are vile, disgusting things that should never be allowed in the house. YDI.
qwerty122 1
#72 that isn't a good thing to say. Animals are wonderful and are better than people most times. Dogs are the most loving. However, dude you need to carry your dog to the vet to get wormed out because the milk the puppy was drinking from both his/her mom and what you gave can lead to worms. That's a lot of round worms. Sorry to hear about your carpet :(.
Flabby 0
What the **** dude. Really? Not all of them are terrible. I have 40+ pets, (including pheasants) and I'm getting a puppy tomorrow morning.
Drama_Queen67846 9
lmfao ew xD
lilaaron15 1
you paint a vivid picture I will give you that