Today, I found out my new puppy has worms by him scooting his butt across my new carpet. It's like smeared spaghetti. FML
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Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
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xoxoblondee 31
I found out my kitten had worms when she farted in my face and one was hanging out of her ass.
alphafish17 16
Well I guess I won't be eating spaghetti anytime soon...
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Comments (86)
cek727 16
only if the mother had worms while pregnant.... otherwise they are environmental.
corky1992 33
you could have left that last sentence to yourself
mds9986 24
Today, I was browsing FMLs when spaghetti was forever ruined for me. FML
Silverfeathery 21
Where did you get him from? I bet they get their puppies from a puppy farm. Look into that, OP, and go get some meds from the vet.
mamm_fml 14
Your imagery was so on point, I barely managed to not vomit.
getindoe69 17
I think you meandog, not dude...
ukeandfoodislife 19
Once again, I was reminded that you should never eat while reading FML. Ever.
sparkles8595 20
Um.. I hate to tell you, but all puppies have worms. They get it from their mothers milk. You should always automatically deworm your kittens and puppies.
fyvaprold 11
This is not true. Worms are not passed with milk. Puppies sometimes can eat the dame's poop, though.
sparkles8595 20
Yes, they can get it before they are born in the mothers womb, through her milk, or by eating another's feces. And, since it is a puppy it most likely had roundworms which can be transferred through any of these methods.
KaidensCrow 18
only if the mother has worms, but every puppy should be treated anyways to be sure. worms in puppies are fatal unless treated
fyvaprold 11
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tuxedoandex 28
never reading FML while eating breakfast again
Hyenayena 27
Well, I made reservations to take my boyfriend out to an Italian place, I was planning on eating the Alfredo pasta, but seems I'm going to have to find something else.... The resemblance is terrifying