Today, I found out my new puppy has worms by him scooting his butt across my new carpet. It's like smeared spaghetti. FML
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Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
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xoxoblondee 31
I found out my kitten had worms when she farted in my face and one was hanging out of her ass.
alphafish17 16
Well I guess I won't be eating spaghetti anytime soon...
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Comments (86)
hannah_cheers 30
Thanks for the visual...
igg125 30
Time to go fishing
chaseafterwind82 29
I think I threw up a little in my mouth...
MandieL 27
Depending how long ago, and where you got the puppy from, you might be able to get the breeder/store to pay for the treatment, as any legit breeder/store should be providing vet check, first shots (at least), de-worming, and flea deterrent. Either way fyl and your puppy's. Hopefully the puppy gets better soon!
Hyenayena 27
Right!!! Yeah my aunt got a German Shepard from a breeder, and they covered up to 6 months of any health defects that could have been a result of the breeder, or if they gave them a "bad" puppy that was more prone to being sick
Eco93 10
what is wrong with you people you always deworm a new animal immediately
MandieL 27
If the puppy is coming from a legit source, it should already be de-wormed. If it came from an "oops" then I agree with you.
cek727 16
you should still always have your own vet check the animal over. Kind of like how you'd take a new car to the mechanic for a once over before the sale is final to ensure you're not getting ripped off. I agree with #17, always without exception take a new animal to be checked out.
writerchic85 26
Worms are common in puppies and kittens. A quick trip to the vet will take care of it. And the carpet should come clean with a little standard cleaner.
dogshorsescats 18
I hike it gets better
worldclassrager 41
Thanks for the detail OP...I have now lost my appetite...what do do now with my breakfast...
StargazeKitsune 18
That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying T_T
vikky538 29
For me spaghetti off the list.....