Today, I found out my new puppy has worms by him scooting his butt across my new carpet. It's like smeared spaghetti. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
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xoxoblondee 31
I found out my kitten had worms when she farted in my face and one was hanging out of her ass.
alphafish17 16
Well I guess I won't be eating spaghetti anytime soon...
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Comments (86)
kitkat1303 12
That's a visual no one needed...
guskta 17
*pushes paste of spaghetti away*
Ucantt0uchthiz 8
Don't worry, all puppies and kittens (doesn't matter the breed) are born with roundworms (which are long spaghetti looking worms). So just take him to the vet and they will deworm it and you and your puppy should be just fine :). It's not contagious and easy to fix. (Btw work as a vet tech so hope I helped :-]). Should never use raw meat or anything abnormal like that and especially on a puppy. Simple dewormer will fix your problem.
LilHottieInLove 25
it's stuff like that, that makes me not want to have pets
datkenna 20
I read this as I eat udon noodles.
sarcasticjane 27
I just threw up a little in my mouth. I hope your puppy got a check up.