Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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mylifesuckssss
United States
HOW COULD YOU?
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
spekledworf
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Wrentham, United States
Ewww, gross
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
reasonablysingle
Greystanes, Australia
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
Ohgodmother
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Hobart, Australia
Shudder
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
WTF
Adelaide, Australia
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Eddy
Mountain Pine, United States
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
fatteningmeup
United States
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Mommy milkers
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
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dudeguybruh 6
She wanted to be breast friends with you
MattStro 23
How did you find this out??
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SimplyCyrax 17
You probably had the best immune system on the block!
itzjstnx 18
she knew what was breast for you (x
Victizard 11
Um.. Cow's milk is also breast milk. It's just breast milk from a cow. Why does human breast milk gross you out, but not breast milk from another species? O_o
VeganDarkLight 31
Thank you for pointing that out!
whitevenom 12
Milk from a cow is white. Breast milk has a yellow tint to it. Not very appetizing
fancy_98 19
#115 Breastmilk does not have a yellow tint to it.
angelofsaturn 23
Colostrum is a lil yellow but breast milk looks like cow's milk. Even the foremilk looks like skim milk.
Victizard 11
Cow breast milk is also full of puss and literally growth hormones for baby cows that can't consume it because you are. THAT isn't very appetizing.
quickfingers100 15
Bittie?
WOTAN1488 24
Agreed with #7.
whitevenom 12
How we know it was his moms breast milk?
spinda 22
She wanted you to grow healthy and tall! How very caring of her! Also quite disturbing.
mnmags 5
Breastfast is the most important meal of the day!
rebamoo 14
Breast milk from a human? As opposed to what, breast milk from a cow? I don't see how human breast milk worse. Except for the fact that breast milk from any species isn't necessary after toddlerhood. If you didn't drink/eat dairy, then I would agree that it's weird.
SammiixSue 13
As odd as this may sound, it's super healthy for you.