Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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mylifesuckssss
United States
HOW COULD YOU?
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
spekledworf
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Wrentham, United States
Ewww, gross
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
reasonablysingle
Greystanes, Australia
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
Ohgodmother
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Hobart, Australia
Shudder
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
WTF
Adelaide, Australia
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Eddy
Mountain Pine, United States
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
fatteningmeup
United States
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Mommy milkers
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
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dudeguybruh 6
She wanted to be breast friends with you
MattStro 23
How did you find this out??
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Muttley9 13
It's also a source of natural maternal antibodies. Think of the sacrifices she made for you, lactating for the better part of 8 years or to keep you as healthy as you could be without a load of antibiotics. Please talk to her about all the things she did for that time period... and most of all, why :)
iwadasn 32
It sounds like she really, really doesn't want to accept that her little "baby" is growing up. I can't imagine how she'll react when you start dating...
raechalia 14
at least she cares about you?
mccrightp 29
This took a lot dedication on her part! At least she didn't just walk around squirting milk in as needed!
rebamoo 14
I just came across a video about a company in Israel called Mama's who sell donated human breast milk as a replacement for cow breast milk! It's funny how people tasting it in the video were grossed out at the thought of it being from a woman, and yet they drink cow's milk :P
sic0211 11
You strong kid
Davjwx 7
I nursed til I was 6, nothing wrong or weird about it.
tosdyke 16
Norman is that you???
DA3Z 16
Pretty funny, but scientifically it is the most amazing thing for the human body. still though, WTF mom?
toriaraek10 2
Be happy, it's packed full of nutrients and probably boosted your immune system! She LOVES you.