Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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HOW COULD YOU?
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
Ewww, gross
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
Shudder
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
Mommy milkers
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
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dudeguybruh 6
She wanted to be breast friends with you
MattStro 23
How did you find this out??
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worldclassrager 39
According to what health professionals say that will prevent many diseases...you might appreciate it later... What I wonder is how you didn't notice earlier...
truckers_wife 23
I could never tell the difference between types of milk in my cereal. I was use to 2%, but my grandparents gave me soy milk, and I've also tried almond milk. one time I used milk that was a month past its date and I didn't notice. the cereal must have disguised it enough for her to not notice.
2_Many_2_Count 3
Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this! But seriously tho that sucks
kavyashahs 16
Oh come on buddy!! She's not your mom, she's your breast friend.
vixypixys 13
I'm seriously impressed your mother managed to keep pumping for you for what must have been a few years after you stopped feeding from her, that's a very dedicated mother! Lucky you OP. The evolutionary age children need breastmilk until is 7 so she obviously knows her stuff.
ChoolyBooly 32
Breast milk is very good for you. It is recommended up to at least two years old now. In bottle if not in breast. Formula and other animal milk don't even measure up to the healthy breast milk. They are still finding new things in breast milk that aren't in formula. And it is supposed to improve brain development. You are lucky your mother did this. At least she didn't embarrass you and do it openly. And to those who say gross or fyl need to properly inform themselves on breast milk and the benefits instead of remaining judgemental idiots.
dakatabg 31
You were drinking the good stuff
lil_juggalette 15
could have been a lot worse, common. u had ur moms breast milk longer than most people. I dont see the problem here :/
ChakatBlackstar 29
It might be embarrassing but there are numerous benefits both known and several that we seem to still be discovering and there's no known downside from drinking as you get older.
gamernation89 10
That's really horrible plus disgusting but I think your mother has a few issues
vixypixys 13
You think a mother has issues because she fed her child the milk her body developed for that child? You may have the issues...
vikky538 28
There must be some reason for that. Did you ask your mom?