Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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mylifesuckssss
United States
HOW COULD YOU?
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
spekledworf
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Wrentham, United States
Ewww, gross
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
reasonablysingle
Greystanes, Australia
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
Ohgodmother
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Hobart, Australia
Shudder
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
WTF
Adelaide, Australia
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Eddy
Mountain Pine, United States
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
fatteningmeup
United States
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Mommy milkers
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
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dudeguybruh 6
She wanted to be breast friends with you
MattStro 23
How did you find this out??
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ButteredHamster 3
Though I admit this is a little odd, there are many people (especially weight lifters) who purchase breast milk online to use as another supplement. Yes, like previous posters said, the most beneficial milk is during the first three days after birth and is reserved for the baby. But you would be surprised at what a mothers body can do. The milk changes itself to fit what the baby needs at that point of the day and though I would never do it myself, a wife once gave some to her husband on a weekly basis and it cleared up his acne. You got the good stuff for a couple extra years, so who cares?
HopeQTPi 2
Because she loved you more than anything else in the world. Do some research she was trying to save you from cancer. People in the Western world are so phobic of everything if this is worthy of a FML. GET OVER THE STIGMA!
trey600rr 22
I wanna come to your house for breakfast!
never_alone 10
the world average for weaning babies is 4 years, some cultures go until they're six or seven. breast milk has tons of amazing qualities, it's very good for you, be grateful she cared enough to pump for that many years
Drosophila82 18
I don't know why people gave negative reviews to #2 but that is really disgusting and even repulsive..... Ugh
whassallt26 13
At least she didn't squirt it at you from across the room
sayhisoph 26
I understand why some people is grossed out about it but ... It IS just milk?...
eunami 15
Breast milk contains LOADS of good vitamins for growth, it might have sounded kinda icky but I'm sure it helped your growth!
abbey1822 12
Your own personal cow
LebronJames23 5
How is this weird but drinking other animals milk is okay?????