nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
NinjaWafflesx
United States
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
lrgenesis
United States
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Eternal Servitude
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
segal1010
Potomac, United States
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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Xuphra 0
Wow.. hard to explain how angry I would have been...
greg1234567890_fml 2
i feel mad at MY mom from listening to this.
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LifeSUCKS143 0
1) Change your password and never leave it saved/signed in. 2) If for some reason that doesn't work, I suggest you get some kind of code question and answer with him that only the two of you are aware of. Tell him to ask you it whenever "you" are on aim to make sure it's really you.
RyanZhang22 1
hehehe.... ur mom Is a total ******* creeper!!!! how can she get away with that? don't you have a motherfuckin password!?!?!?!?!?!
markusabcdef 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI fag
YouFailForLife 7
My hero!
superfine 2
What's with all the homophobes? I thought this was 2010...
funnyman95 0
Ya it's 2010... And it's still America. If you want to be accepted as a gay man, move to France.
arcxjo 3
ydi for having a password she can guess.
bambi114 0
been there fml fyl
Stalker191 0
Well I guess that's better then your mom pretending to be your boyfriend...
BLAARGH 0
what did they talk about?
ChaplainNinja 0
Total invasion of privacy! Someone has control issues?
zuuzuu_fml 0
slap the ***** and change ur password