Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
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Top comments
TheiMightyKhaL 2
Break up with her dude. She's not worth it.
mintcar 10
Mechanic boyfriends are so handy. Anyways, now that you know you're being used, it's time to let her go. Let's see how far she'll go without a car.
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Comments (129)
Dracoboxer357 36
Ouch Op, being used always hurts. Sorry, mate. :p Still, better to know now than later, I suppose.
welandedonthemoo 5
At least you're getting rewarded;) Hopefully lol.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
If you break up with her, start your sentence with "I hate to break it to ya..." it would be funny cause you're a mechanic
BeRealB 4
Ouch dude. On the bright side, you're from Australia so hopefully you have the accent to pick up any chick you want
Krirn 21
It's not an accent in Australia.
vocaloidtiger 12
But if he lives in Australia, the girls have accents too.
BeRealB 4
How is it not an accent #27? Do they speak another language? Good point though #28
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
27 meant the same thing as 28, in Australia it's not an accent it just a normal voice
Ins0mau 20
Think about it. It's as dumb as an Australian saying "With that cool American accent you'll be able to pick up HEAPS of chicks", when the guy lives in the U.S.
bfsd42 20
And to all you Americans, including Californians, you too have an accent. Whether you believe it or not.
Rodders_SOTC 1
Definition of a prostitute. Nice.
TriflingAllDay 6
Your a prostitute.
LittleGreenPaola 23
For free? Technically I think she pays in nature!
Fisheyedfool7 2
You probably think your shit doesn't stink.
andrew87804 4
Nah that bitch gotta with money or gtfo
linderr 6
Next time she asks for you to fix her car, pretend like you did and let it breakdown for her.
MriFunny 6
Well, your name speaks the truth you were hustled...
karmaababyy 5
Undo everything you helped her with, then leave her ass
TriflingAllDay 6
So says the child..
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Isn't #33 like 19 yrs old? Not really a child per say, especially considering you're 21 yourself. :) And even if she was, she still didn't give the Worst advice I've ever seen on FML. ;)
jewwybeanzzz 10
That would be stooping as low as her. Just break up with her and be the bigger person
aadvdrak 11
Now fix your heart, 'cause I'm sure it broke.
conholio33 28
Sorry to hear that OP but maybe she isnt worth it..... Or if u want to stay with her u should charge her to fix her car