By hcflorence1 - Canada
Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
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  CoconutMuffin  |  5

That sucks buddy! Maybe you should go out with the manager of a Dillards and say it's okay that you're sleeping with her because your girlfriend will get discounts on clothes. You'd only be helping your girlfriend ;).

  yak526  |  0

i would make some cheesy joke about the mechanic"check under the hood", "take
it for a test drive", "check the trunk", "check the oil" but i dont see how any of that applies here.

  jordanp17  |  3

sleep with someone. and then when your girlfriend asks why you did it say that other girl just slept with you so she could get a discount in whatever it is op does. that should put her in her place.

  JayBear14  |  11

35- pretty sure I don't, I'm in a very happy and comfortable relationship. OP on the other hand is with a girl who is loose a couple screws.. hope the mechanic can fix that.

  Zomg_Okay  |  26

You forgot a bit. Fixed it for you:

"Get a new girlfriend until she apologizes and realises what she did is wrong, then don't take her back anyway."


Where's the spelling mistake? If you're talking about "realises", it's correct in British English...

And that was needlessly mean to say, what did they do to you lovexbox?