Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
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Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
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Top comments
TheiMightyKhaL 2
Break up with her dude. She's not worth it.
mintcar 10
Mechanic boyfriends are so handy. Anyways, now that you know you're being used, it's time to let her go. Let's see how far she'll go without a car.
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Comments (129)
rreyes79 0
She gets her car fixed and you get sex. It's win-win.
yourmofo 6
I'm a mechanic but I'm lucky my gf pays for the parts.........and pays me back for the labor in food and sexy time.
TADspace 30
Charge a sex fee. At least you get something out of the relationship. Every time you have to fix the car, you get 30 mins of sexy time.
noisebox 1
Yeah but does she at least crank your shaft and grease your dip stick?
cubbi54 6
Sugar in the gas tank....then dump her!
FirebirdF350 7
Sugar in the gas tank does not do anything. Now, if you really want to screw up an engine drain the radiator and put some oil in the gas, seizing and over hearing the engine all at once
N1GHTS 12
I hope you meant ex-girlfriend.
wisecatlady123 11
That's just low...
LifelessStars 22
charge that bitch for all the work you've done
animal50199 10
Now that's what I call true love.
Kvv 3
Been there..