Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Netanya, Israel
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
petmosch
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Anonymous
Johannesburg, South Africa
Suspicious minds
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Anonymous
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Anonymous
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
ponyboy
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Anonymous
Caught!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Confusedfiance
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
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briang959 47
Alternate Dick Holding Disorder?
Godsofdracos 15
17 didn't get this thread....
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professorchaosx 14
Actually, ADD/ADHD in adults can cause them to cheat.
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Excuse.....
AloysiusWeasley 15
An excuse, you mean. It's a choice they made deliberately, and saying anything less is just whining due to being caught. A label isn't an excuse or a get-out-of-jail-free card. The divorce rate is going to skyrocket with people actually thinking they can get away with this sort of crap.
vikky538 29
at least she is not combined her ADHD with ACD then situation is whole lot different..
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Wooooooooooooow! Fyl! Sorry man loose this one gain another! U can do better and deserve better....
huntershadden123 2
I have ADHD and it's nothing to joke about.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Yes it is. The universe has yet to invent something that it isn't good to joke about. Humor comes from grief, pain, disbelief, and sorrow. It is the human pressure valve, and allows us to turn misery into something worthwhile and bearable. If you can't laugh about things, life becomes much harder. When my grandpa was dying of cancer, any time we visited, he expected us to show up with at least one new cancer joke. I'm a fat guy who weighs 375 pounds. Tell me a funny fat joke I haven't heard, and I might give you some of my candy. If you can't laugh at something as intrinsically funny as ADHD, your life is sad.
telli164 30
Are you the fiancé that stashes your toenails behind the couch?
worldclassrager 41
With a relationship this much complete it's had to pick what to do
Solano2580 24
Break off the engagement
hk1998 8
I think its the stash of toe nails you left in the couch
thewife5 19
Ex fiancé .. Or you kinda do deserve it.
swag4eva 3
Watch out for their old toenails