Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Netanya, Israel
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
petmosch
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Anonymous
Johannesburg, South Africa
Suspicious minds
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Anonymous
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Anonymous
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
ponyboy
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Anonymous
Caught!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Confusedfiance
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
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briang959 47
Alternate Dick Holding Disorder?
Godsofdracos 15
17 didn't get this thread....
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SomeDumbass 17
Alternative Dick Humping Disorder?
VancouverGuy89 9
Seems like she has attention desperate humping disorder
678bebe 15
thats rude and shes stupid
DocDrose 20
well if that's all the excuse needed... sorry I murdered a guy. oh it's ok. I have ADHD.
redstone7693 29
ADHD is bad, but that isn't a very good excuse. Not even close to something extreme like rape. Dump the bitch, you deserve better.
interesting33 37
I agree with what you said but I don't understand what rape has to do with it?
japtap81 16
Could be worse, my ex said he had premonitions of me dieing and didn't want to get attached. Then his ADHD made him start excited talking about the girl he was going to see that night. Then he realized what he had just said.
brendirific 12
maybe she found your stash of old toenails
TheCrispyCat 20
Better than her 80HD
Jooslex 19
Well as long as it was because of her ADHD.
mister_icicle 17
Isn't that the game where you kill orcs with a bunch of odd dice and a f--kload of rules?