Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
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Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I opened some junk mail addressed to my fiancé and saw a credit letter about applying for a new mortgage. When I called to tell him his identity was stolen, he admitted he bought a house, and then broke up with me. I had no clue he was unhappy. FML.
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
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Top comments
ColtsDoug18 0
change all of his accounts to say he's gay, then he'll get a lot of surprising phonecalls :)
jillianmathers12 13
Use his credit card to sign up for a few dating sites. Or ask him for money for a dating site!
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Comments (185)
jswizzle_ 6
What an ass.
upyourzlolz 11
Maybe he just wanted to make fake accounts for laughs... Haha no.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Like a good neighbor state farm is there, with.... A LESS DOUCHEY FIANCÉ
rexgar2000 10
daaaamn, that's cold. at least he's not paying lol jk
Kueezy 6
Hopefully he didn't use Onlinebootycall or Christianmingle. You know it'll never work out!
julia_lynn 21
DTMFA.
mccutie936 6
Ass
DKParth13 5
Your picture and your comment .. Doesn't go together
live_2_eat 5
Wow, a stupid low-life. You're better off without him!
superjewwwwww 0
Should have made him that sandwich when he asked for it
ShroomsOnAcid 17
These jokes got old a long, long, time ago.
pottymouthpanda 0
you should sign up at the same websites his in and see what he does then well hopefully his an ex now, theres always a better one :)