Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I opened some junk mail addressed to my fiancé and saw a credit letter about applying for a new mortgage. When I called to tell him his identity was stolen, he admitted he bought a house, and then broke up with me. I had no clue he was unhappy. FML.
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
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Top comments
ColtsDoug18 0
change all of his accounts to say he's gay, then he'll get a lot of surprising phonecalls :)
jillianmathers12 13
Use his credit card to sign up for a few dating sites. Or ask him for money for a dating site!
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Comments (185)
perdix 31
He's recruiting for a surprise three-way! I know this will get buried by all of the anti-threesome bigots who reflexively thumb down any mention of the menage. Closed-minded bigots, you don't know how great it is until you try it. I don't know, either, but I think it would be great!
ikickgingers 15
I had to pay for my ménage a trois. :/ It is currently resting in my wine cube, I only bought it for the name.
perdix 31
Oh, Kicky, I didn't know you were into that! Hmmmm? I'll get two other dudes and we'll let you watch. Sounds good?
ikickgingers 15
I was talking wine. ;/
perdix 31
BABE, I kid a lot. I don't always speak the whole truth. Btw, I replied to your query on the penis pills FML. Kicky, break out the wine. The other two dudes decided they liked each other and had no room for me. Cheers!
perdix 31
Thanks, BABE, your secret is safe with me;) To help with your outstanding fines, take money from my ATM. My PIN is 6969. Good thing no one's looking, I could be out millions.
BadKitty13 28
DUMP THE LOSER !!!! You can find someone better.
jack_tells_truth 0
You dated the jerk, you deserve it. Put more effort into finding a nicer guy next time
thinkingatheist 8
Ohh! I thought that card was mine!! Jeez!! I need to change my name..
sugarkiller_fml 6
Sympathy for you, op. How low sel-esteem he is!
ikickgingers 15
^^ @ 64
Soreeyeah 17
Maybe you signed up while drunk? Lol Sorry OP! call the dating site and cancel his memberships, tell them he used your cards without permission.
BritLass 15
Maybe he felt a little lonely...
mintcar 10
Wow, I am so sorry, your fiancé is a complete dick. I know it hurts now, but you're better off than being with a dolt who thinks it's okay to try to cheat by using your money to pay for it.
langoustine_fml 10
Lol use his credit card for a few upscale hotel rooms...I bet he won't even ask about it.
bubo_fml 11
variety is the spice of life!