By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 09:12 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
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ColtsDoug18 0

change all of his accounts to say he's gay, then he'll get a lot of surprising phonecalls :)

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jillianmathers12 13

Use his credit card to sign up for a few dating sites. Or ask him for money for a dating site!

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perdix 29

He's recruiting for a surprise three-way! I know this will get buried by all of the anti-threesome bigots who reflexively thumb down any mention of the menage. Closed-minded bigots, you don't know how great it is until you try it. I don't know, either, but I think it would be great!

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ikickgingers 15

I had to pay for my ménage a trois. :/ It is currently resting in my wine cube, I only bought it for the name.

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perdix 29

Oh, Kicky, I didn't know you were into that! Hmmmm? I'll get two other dudes and we'll let you watch. Sounds good?

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ikickgingers 15

I was talking wine. ;/

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perdix 29

BABE, I kid a lot. I don't always speak the whole truth. Btw, I replied to your query on the penis pills FML. Kicky, break out the wine. The other two dudes decided they liked each other and had no room for me. Cheers!

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perdix 29

Thanks, BABE, your secret is safe with me;) To help with your outstanding fines, take money from my ATM. My PIN is 6969. Good thing no one's looking, I could be out millions.

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BadKitty13 28

DUMP THE LOSER !!!! You can find someone better.

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jack_tells_truth 0

You dated the jerk, you deserve it. Put more effort into finding a nicer guy next time

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thinkingatheist 8

Ohh! I thought that card was mine!! Jeez!! I need to change my name..

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Soreeyeah 17

Maybe you signed up while drunk? Lol Sorry OP! call the dating site and cancel his memberships, tell them he used your cards without permission.

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mintcar 9

Wow, I am so sorry, your fiancé is a complete dick. I know it hurts now, but you're better off than being with a dolt who thinks it's okay to try to cheat by using your money to pay for it.

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langoustine_fml 10

Lol use his credit card for a few upscale hotel rooms...I bet he won't even ask about it.

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bubo_fml 10

variety is the spice of life!

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