Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I opened some junk mail addressed to my fiancé and saw a credit letter about applying for a new mortgage. When I called to tell him his identity was stolen, he admitted he bought a house, and then broke up with me. I had no clue he was unhappy. FML.
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
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Top comments
ColtsDoug18 0
change all of his accounts to say he's gay, then he'll get a lot of surprising phonecalls :)
jillianmathers12 13
Use his credit card to sign up for a few dating sites. Or ask him for money for a dating site!
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Comments (185)
AndreKanaan 6
How would u know it was your fiance.. could have been your younger sibling thinking that you won't find out and that they can get away with it (just saying)... Have a talk with him... And if he says yes it was him, then that's when the disemboweling starts... With I could be there to hear his bones break... Happy disemboweling =)
AndreKanaan 6
Wish*
haleyyraee96 0
But what if she doesn't have any younger siblings and is a only child?
AndreKanaan 6
Then my friend her fiancé is screwed lol
clsgators 5
What an idiot, get rid of him
Btreasure 8
Maybe he's looking for a best man. Haven't you ever seen I Love You, Man???
Zomg_Okay 27
Yeah, its definitely common practice to look on dating websites for a best man, as opposed to among your family and close friends. /sarcasm.
Btreasure 8
Yeah I because I was definitely being serious. It's called having a sense of humor you should find yours because your sarcasm just isn't cutting it. OMG OKAYYYY?
ikickgingers 15
In my mind when I read your comments you always sound like Mr Garrison. So much is wrong with that... But there it is.
Zomg_Okay 27
Yeah because people can definitely judge your tone of voice and how serious you sound in a text-based form of communication. You should really consider things like that, because not considering it just isn't cutting it, kay?
ikickgingers 15
That was at btreasure but thanks for playing.
Btreasure 8
Haha i dont know if thats a complement or an insult? Who's mr garrison?
thisisastalker 7
the gay teacher in south park who once became a woman
davidg6 3
Knock the girl out and throw her at him
Brooding99 15
This is why man invented tazers OP, aim low.
every1luvsboners 11
Make yourself an account and troll him. Not that hard to do. Set-up a date with him, then round up all of your mutual friends and go meet him. Successful troll, you will be. Deceptive dumb-ass, he will be.
freddyisepic 2
I thought of that idea too.
daydreamer244 13
use his money to go on a shopping spree, then wear one of ur outfits to dinner with ur new bf :)
justalilcrazy 3
haha what a dumbass
daydreamer244 13
at least he didn't use it for drugs??
Commander223 9
Yes. Because everyone buys drugs with credit cards.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
This was just too funny. But hey, maybe some dealers are trying to keep up with the times? It's much easier to rip someone off that way.
dmw25 0
Dang that sucks, im really sorry :(