Today, it's been a week since I found an egg in the street that had seemingly fallen out of a nest. I'd bought a cage and an expensive incubator lamp to save it. It's thus been a week that I've been trying to save a mouldy old potato. FML I agree, your life sucks 28695 I agree, your life sucks 28695 You deserved it 48413 You deserved it 48413 5 2 2 47 By mac cayne / Friday 2 May 2014 03:13 / France - Strasbourg
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Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me... I agree, your life sucks 28879 I agree, your life sucks 28879 You deserved it 2340 You deserved it 2340 184
Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML I agree, your life sucks 21643 I agree, your life sucks 21643 You deserved it 1674 You deserved it 1674 59
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of... I agree, your life sucks 28648 I agree, your life sucks 28648 You deserved it 2304 You deserved it 2304 29
Today, the postal service shut down services in my area due to a strike. It's been three weeks, and so far I haven't had any mail. Now everyone is pissed,... I agree, your life sucks 5 I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, we had our 36 week ultrasound and baby is already 8lbs... now the doctors are convinced I'll always have 10-11 lb babies. FML I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Canada Today, we left the cat alone all day for the first time in months, and came back home 11.5 hours later to three enormous puddles of vomit. We then spent...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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