Friends: Where d'you all go?

Where d'you all go?

By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 17:02 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I apparently I created a group chat with the four guys I saw any potential with, ruining every single one of the possible future relationships all at once because they now know about each other. I give up on dating. FML

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AutisticPat 10

Tuesday 20 April 2021 18:50

Ouch. People can be really cruel. Find friends that deserve you! :)

princess_stabitty 20

Tuesday 20 April 2021 19:51

Not much of friends, are they? Better look for friends elsewhere, no need to keep stuck in "friendships" with jerks.

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AutisticPat 10

Tuesday 20 April 2021 18:50

Ouch. People can be really cruel. Find friends that deserve you! :)

princess_stabitty 20

Tuesday 20 April 2021 19:51

Not much of friends, are they? Better look for friends elsewhere, no need to keep stuck in "friendships" with jerks.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Wednesday 21 April 2021 1:18

You still consider them friends? WHY?

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