By xattackattackx - 18/11/2011 09:01 - United States

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 832
You deserved it 2 737

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At least it wasn't 138

Did they come up with cramming a dildo in the tailpipe so that you die from carbon monoxide poisoning? If not, they're amateurs and should find something else to talk about.

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You have your whole imagination to pick a comment from and "wow" is literally the best you could think of?? You even had 120 seconds to edit that wow to something much more interesting, and you couldn't even have done that.

Wow stands for 'wrong opening wiener'

Well maybe that's how speechless he/she became reading OP's story. At least they reacted, geez.

I woulda replied to that with: "Bitches, i could break all your necks in 20 different ways with a spoon!"

Dont fret, they where only just 'killing' time.

#1- very comment such impress much clever wow

At least it wasn't 138

That would be 69 twice -- an excellent way to go in its own right. Now, there's 139!

But they only need one? How many lives do u have???

137 is one of my lucky numbers lol

That would be baaaaddddd.

Who dares thumb down perdix?

Well be proactive and kill them first

Did they come up with cramming a dildo in the tailpipe so that you die from carbon monoxide poisoning? If not, they're amateurs and should find something else to talk about.

What about killing him with a low quality joke, does that count too?

10- your comment ALMOST killed me... you're good at this.

10- are you a murderer? Cause you just killed it...

I came up with drinking a glass of soda upside down and drowning in it.

They obviously dont watch 1000 ways to die they should get a life!

Did they mention baking you into cupcakes?

People who Thumb this Down are my little pony friendship is magic haters

You mean pie? It's a part of your name.

Omg. Cupcakes was hilarious.

Omg. Cupcakes was hilarious.

Choose #69! If one of the ways was fucking you to death, dare them to try. Even if they succeed, you win!

Who said OP was a guy?

No one. I just made that up because it seemed like fun. Of course, it never said that all of the sister's friends are girls. Sometimes, we just have to make shit up.

Lol good plan. But OP better make sure that his sister doesn't try that one out...

Bring your friends over then it will be fun

I don't think they ever heard if the show 1000 ways to die.....

137? That's what I come up with in 3 minutes. I mean there's so many different kind of fruits you can use!

You'r right #9 . The first one that pops into my head is probing op's poop shoot with a pineapple.

Monty Python reference?

Wow... D: FYL. On the other hand a wonderful way to shut them up: "Really I can think of one really effective way to get rid of a couple of brats...." *PUSH OUT OF THE MOVING CAR* XD "There now isn't that better" :)

No...especially if he wasn't the one driving DD: