Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
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Top comments
tubaguy42 0
wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you
redmusketeer 1
wow that is really messed up!
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Comments (237)
ziqi92 0
i suppose this is quite an embarrassment. try donating that money to some charity for sex abuse victims!
meadowlark 0
On the other hand, many people care for your well-being. But yes, that is definitely a bad situation. That's horrible that a girl would spread a rumor as disgusting as that. x
mkak 0
hello i think you life is totlly f**cked
blackwidowtaco 31
Kind of like your spelling.
triplethreat13 0
donate their money to a charity that helps girls in that situation. make a big speech apologizing for the misunderstanding and saying you don't know who could have started that rumor. people will understand and SOMEONE will definitely try to track sources.
x_BOOMbox 0
I just moderated one exactly the same as this, but from the point of view of the girl who started the lie. Interesting.
mkak 0
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wolfishinsanity 0
Oh, wow. That's incredibly messed up. I agree that you should tell everyone that it is a lie, and you may need your parent(s) help in getting everyone to believe you. And donating the money would be such a great thing to do. I'm glad you have such wonderful classmates, though.
cmac86 24
at least a lot of people care about you. you better stick up and defend your dad though, or you are just as bad as the **** ***** bitch that spread the rumor about you.
Junaeffer 0
Wow that must suck to get a lot of money and realize that you have soo many people who care about you, poor you FYL! Alright jk, I don't want any hate reply's that is really sad but why do they need to raise money for you?? Well tell them now, cuz if you wait-you might as well be reenacting every sitcom there is.
Lythiaren 8
The ****? What the hell kind of disrespectful bitch spreads that kind of rumour? She deserves a powerful cuntpunch for making a joke out of rape. Fortunately, there are ways to turn this around to your advantage. Explain to everyone that it was a malicious rumour, that you were not raped and your father is most definitely not going to disown you. That's the most important part. If no one believes it, you'll wind up getting money anyway; don't accept it, but rather make a public announcement explaining it again, and in that same announcement, declare that you're donating it all to a rape relief fund to help people who were actually raped. Don't bother ratting out the girl who did it, people will figure out who it was and then they will bring retribution upon her for you, for both smearing your father's name and setting them to raise money for a false cause. While it is fun to rally the troops, it's much more satisfying to see them do it without your direction and makes you more powerful among them. Then you can sit back and watch her tumble down the hierarchy.