Miscellaneous: Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the...

By Noname - 13/03/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:14 - United States

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

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Blackout

By Anonymous - 16/01/2023 22:00

Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By bitter cherry - 29/09/2010 21:29 - United States

Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2012 17:21 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

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The mouthfeel

By rookiemistake - 27/04/2015 03:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

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Good initiative

By cough - 27/12/2019 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML

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By blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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By Kayla - 06/03/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

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disadvantage 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:07

Wtf is boba? Even without knowing what it is, it sounds pretty hilarious though.

quesidias 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 7:31

in canada we call it Bubble Tea, a world of magical yummy goodness

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disadvantage 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:07

Wtf is boba? Even without knowing what it is, it sounds pretty hilarious though.

ffmmllyaya 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 5:17

Chinese tea

yaneliee 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 4:24

Ironic.

lostforwhatever 0

Monday 30 August 2010 17:45

No shit, Sherlock

quesidias 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 7:31

in canada we call it Bubble Tea, a world of magical yummy goodness

pu13 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 9:16

The bubble tea place in Victoria is the best!!!

omgcookeys 15

Saturday 3 December 2011 3:01

70, it's not the tea itself, Its the little black "pearls" that they put in it

Smallazn 3

Monday 26 December 2011 7:28

Aka tapioca

edools 3

Monday 30 January 2012 7:06

We call it tht in Chicago too

ahti546 11

Wednesday 13 June 2012 2:53

Boba's a bounty hunter, silly.

mystical_child 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:47

#90 OH! Bubble tea!! I love bubble tea (: we call it that in Australia too. ^^

TheKingOfHearts 19

Sunday 2 August 2015 10:12

Only the best thing in the world!

Geraldinehoney 11

Saturday 2 January 2016 3:22

Yea I live in Canada too we call it bubble tea lol the pearls are very big sometimes lol u can get small or none at all but u still gotta be careful

HAHAYOURLIFEISFD 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:12

Ahhh I love boba!! BTW poster #1 its tapioca balls found at the bottom of a Taiwanese drink. You have to drink it with a large straw or else the balls will be trapped < ha. Thanks for posting this, it cracked me up!!

Therid 22

Thursday 11 August 2016 15:11

I got it in Japan once. Never knew the name. Thanks!

amelinat 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:47

OH! That drink! I love that stuff. MMM red bean flavour. In NZ its called Bubble Milk Tea.

ClumsyyGymnastt 0

Monday 30 August 2010 8:14

taro flavour is the best ! :)

bmxx 0

Monday 6 September 2010 8:53

#3 wtf is wrong with ur neck?

heyy89 0

Monday 27 December 2010 9:38

thats just hair hanging down over her neck.

Dilexar 26

Thursday 21 January 2016 19:10

81, that's probably better asked in a PM.

Ldy_S_FTW 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:57

HAHAHA, i neva liked the boba balls. I always order Thai Tea Pearl Drink...but then I use the big straw to shoot the bobas out at people. good times =]

3rika_lov3sRugby 7

Monday 11 July 2011 2:04

hahahaha I've done that too! I like the bobas but shooting them out the straw at other people and cars while my boyfriend drove is much more fun than eating them(: