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By lowlife123 - 01/05/2012 03:01 - United States - Manawa

Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2020 20:02

Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 363

You deserved it 545

By Yikes - 27/09/2016 04:34 - United States - Cumberland

Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 983

You deserved it 1 732

By cheated - 11/03/2010 12:50 - Australia

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 300

You deserved it 4 550

By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 236

You deserved it 3 337

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 391

You deserved it 5 759

By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 4 785

Congratulations

By stdpositivenow - 18/10/2011 14:16 - United States

Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 132

Cheers

By imgoingtofreakout - 26/12/2017 19:00

Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 591

You deserved it 659

By She totally did not cheat - 15/08/2018 22:00

Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 366

You deserved it 297

By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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You deserved it 8 828

my3rdgenipodtouc 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:44

Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful

TheFamilyElf 17

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:45

The gift that keeps on giving.

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shaggan 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:06

You thought STDment suck that dick tru>

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:16

For his birthday give him ibola.

rowdyllama 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:34

Did he atleast wrap it ?

pfase11 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 21:04

I'd kill him

kjtk 2

Tuesday 1 May 2012 21:46

Why would u tell people that ? That's ******.

LadyJoker21 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:33

Thats so nasty

lefty619 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:34

The gift that keeps on giving

pandaRanda 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:23

Shoulda had him checked

jelly1221 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:31

At least he gave you a gift that you'll never forget :)

Arianaf7u12 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:50

That SUCKS! Never let a man get it in without birth control AND a condom. You put yourself at risk.

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Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML

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Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC Fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year-old girl in the face. FML

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Today, I visited a friend’s house. He has a vast collection of Cartier bracelets. Being strapped for cash and starving, I stole one of them when he wasn’t looking, thinking he wouldn’t notice one missing. I went to pawn the bracelet. It’s fake. Rent’s due tomorrow. FML

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Same thing different taste

Wrap it

Congratulations

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