By voltumna - 29/04/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML
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As the OP, a few extra points: I'm female, he was about a foot taller than me, I'd come home from an 8 hour shift, and I called the cops once I'd moved down the street to a safe distance. If there had been people around, I'd have stood up to him, but I didn't want to add mugging to an already shitty day. But, at #29, I'll totally try that next time!

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You should have triple roundhouse kicked him. It works on most homeless guys, basically what you do is take 5 steps back so you're about 2 metres away from them. Then you press right, right, up, circle, triangle, L1, circle, L2. Good luck!

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derailed 1

YDI if you actually listened to him

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GlassJAwkidE 3

Wow that sucks

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guitardedman 0
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i feel ya man that sucks..

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derailed 1

YDI if you actually listened to him

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mfed1120 0
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sucks to be you.

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rukusrazor 0
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Why would you move at all? That person has no reason to be there at all. Should have taken the change out of your pocket and threw it down the street. Also, move if your front stoop is a haven for the homeless.

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Jaywin 3
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Tell that homeless loser to fuck off. It's your house. You could take a homeless dude in a fight.

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ilikepie789 0
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wat do u no a hobo could kick his @$$

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CameronHS 0
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u absolute pushover...YDI for not growing a pair of testes FFS man up

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butteredtoast 0
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And you actually moved? Seriously? What did you expect him to do?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, a homeless dude tells you to get off YOUR porch and you do! WTF I would have been "there's bacon in a trash can down the street, now fuck off" FYL for getting locked out, but don't be such pushover next time.

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