FML : Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come...

Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

voltumna Say more :

As the OP, a few extra points: I'm female, he was about a foot taller than me, I'd come home from an 8 hour shift, and I called the cops once I'd moved down the street to a safe distance. If there had been people around, I'd have stood up to him, but I didn't want to add mugging to an already shitty day. But, at #29, I'll totally try that next time!

By voltumna - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:38 / United States

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By lol_seriously | 0

#154583 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:39

You should have triple roundhouse kicked him.

It works on most homeless guys, basically what you do is take 5 steps back so you're about 2 metres away from them.

Then you press right, right, up, circle, triangle, L1, circle, L2.

Good luck!

By derailed | 0

#154301 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:07

YDI if you actually listened to him

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By GlassJAwkidE | 3

#154284 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:03

Wow that sucks

By dd3_fml | 0

#154286 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:03

hahaha

By guitardedman | 0

#154289 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:04

i feel ya man that sucks..

By derailed | 0

#154301 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:07

YDI if you actually listened to him

By mfed1120 | 0

#154307 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:08

sucks to be you.

By rukusrazor | 0

#154331 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:13

Why would you move at all? That person has no reason to be there at all. Should have taken the change out of your pocket and threw it down the street.

Also, move if your front stoop is a haven for the homeless.

By Jaywin | 3

#154342 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:16

Tell that homeless loser to fuck off. It's your house. You could take a homeless dude in a fight.

ilikepie789 | 0

#834037 - Monday 8 February 2010 7:33

wat do u no a hobo could kick his @$$

By CameronHS | 0

#154356 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:20

u absolute pushover...YDI for not growing a pair of testes
FFS man up

By butteredtoast | 0

#154359 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:22

And you actually moved? Seriously? What did you expect him to do?

By TheDarkoprince | 0

#154363 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:23

Whoa, whoa, whoa, a homeless dude tells you to get off YOUR porch and you do! WTF
I would have been "there's bacon in a trash can down the street, now fuck off"

FYL for getting locked out, but don't be such pushover next time.