lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Wrap it
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Yikes
Cumberland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
cheated
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
stdpositivenow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Congratulations
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
imgoingtofreakout
🌶️ Spicy
Cheers
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
She totally did not cheat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Top comments
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful
TheFamilyElf 17
The gift that keeps on giving.
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Comments (210)
Lisianthus 13
Well shit......
kissandcontrol01 20
My first bf gave me that too. Damn cheater
tdunc34 2
Spray 9 that shit, cures everything
Anutts 4
Happy birthday:)
bethanyjk 0
K but what kind..lol
CheerBaby97 9
I wonder where he got your birthday present...
cott0nballs 7
Should have wrapped it the right way.
calivianya 29
At least you know you've got it. A lot of people never have outbreaks, so they never find out they've got it and they don't know to take medications to decrease the spread.
bryan_420 1
Ah, the gift that keeps on giving.
momo1972 3
Surprise