By Bahhumbug - 22/12/2014 14:24 - Australia - Perth

Today, I found out I was the top ranking sales person for 2014. What did last year's winner receive? An all-expenses paid weekend holiday. What did I receive? A ham. I'm vegetarian. FML
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iSativa 24

Donate it to a homeless shelter. It may not have been a good gift for you but a whole ham will be the world to someone who doesn't have much

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1nertia 15

You're from Western Australia, I'm from New South Wales. I'm happy to take the ham, and it'll take about a weekend to drive here. So you can have an all expenses paid (by you) trip to deliver my ham!

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thez55 6

Maybe you shouldn't be a vegetarian. Animals kill helpless plants.

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conihana 3

that prize is total bullshit. being vegetarian or not.

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Mangoesweg 13

Thats too bad:( hope you still have a happy holiday tho :)

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hisfaceallred 19

ooooh, a successful vegetarian man. sign meee upppp

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grunt_fml 17

So you are basically a vegan gold digger?

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devildog3766 3

its the thought that counts. if you dont enjoy it give it to someone in need.

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bluebellchimes 15

Day 41: OP may be onto the vegetarian conspiracy theory.

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Silk_Routes 14

sudden change cos of U or cost cutting ;)

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